We here in the Northeast are celebrating the retreat of Frankenstorm tomorrow night by hitting the streets and threatening folks for candy. But beware! Many hooligans are poised to steal your (kids’) candy without putting in any of the hard work of verbal coercion and knocking on doors.
Here John Machado shows you some armbars to protect your little goblins:
Please do not use your jiu jitsu to get candy. That’s just wrong. Have your own kid and steal theirs.
And finally, if you want to do some of the tricking, watch this:
Have a safe and happy Halloween!
Shark Girl’s heart goes out to all of you who have been affected by Hurricane Sandy.