Mother Nature dumped 30” (that’s 76.2 cm. for all my metric readers!) of white stuff all around me. Jiu-jitsu was canceled—which is okay with me because my injury has not healed sufficiently to go. Even if it weren’t canceled, and if my knee were feeling great, I still couldn’t go because my street has not been plowed. That’s right. There are two-and-a-half feet of snow clogging my street. That’s up to the fullest part of Shark Girl’s thigh. I can’t go anywhere without snowshoes (which I don’t own).
Now, before all you warm-weather readers start saying how much you would love to see all this snow, just suck it, okay?