Monday, March 3, 2014

Shark Girl’s Top Ten: Things I Thought (But Did Not Say) This Week at Jiu Jitsu



10.  Oh, my God! Will you chill out?! This is not the UFC!

9.    Now, what was that headlock escape again?
8.    I hope I don’t get picked last!
7.    How the heck can he be so sweaty?
6.    Please not the sweaty guy! Please not the sweaty guy!

5.    Thank God I’m am A cup.
4.    I wish this song had a few less “bitches” and “hos.”
3.    You’re on a special cabbage diet, aren’t you?

2.    Wow—your hands are all over his ass!
1.    This is a little something I like to call the Husband Guard.



PS: Check out Shark Girl's new shadow pic. Can you guess where I am??


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