10. Oh, my God! Will you chill out?! This is not
the UFC!
9. Now, what was that headlock escape again?
8. I hope I don’t get picked last!
7. How the heck can he be so sweaty?
6. Please not the sweaty guy! Please not the
sweaty guy!
5. Thank God I’m am A cup.
4. I
wish this song had a few less “bitches” and “hos.”
3. You’re on a special cabbage diet, aren’t
you?
2. Wow—your hands are all over his ass!
1. This is a little something I like to call
the Husband Guard.
PS: Check out Shark Girl's new shadow pic. Can you guess where I am??
Ha - I know what you mean on no.4: I'm always editing my jiu jitsu class playlist whenever I hear anything that could possibly offend anybody. Though no song I listen to is full of 'bitches' and 'hos': if I listen to hip hop, it's the more cerebral stuff, like De La Soul, Jurassic 5 etc. :)
ReplyDeleteAs to guessing the shadow, that looks like it is somewhere distinctive, but I've got no idea. :p
I would be happy to go to your class.
DeleteI'm sure it's someplace you have been before, slidey. : ) I'm looking at your playlist now....
DeleteI am the sweaty guy, and I am so, so sorry.
ReplyDelete: ) : ) I'll still roll with you, no matter how much you are sweating!
DeleteGreat post, Shark Girl! #9 went through my head one day last week, too! And I know #8 all too well. :-P
ReplyDeleteI still get picked last, after all these years. Middle school nightmare all over again.
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