10. Oh, my God! Will you chill out?! This is not the UFC!
9. Now, what was that headlock escape again?
8. I hope I don’t get picked last!
7. How the heck can he be so sweaty?
6. Please not the sweaty guy! Please not the sweaty guy!
5. Thank God I’m am A cup.
4. I wish this song had a few less “bitches” and “hos.”
3. You’re on a special cabbage diet, aren’t you?
2. Wow—your hands are all over his ass!
1. This is a little something I like to call the Husband Guard.
PS: Check out Shark Girl's new shadow pic. Can you guess where I am??